Purrseidon here: Ms. Munchkin is always talking about school, which sounds like a fascinating place. I don’t know why my staff refuses to take me there and I want to go. To hear Mr. Munchkin, it talk, it is as intriguing as a trip to the beach – Ms. Munchkin gets the privilege of going there five days per week and I mainly sit home…. If that isn’t favoritism, I don’t know what it is.
Tomorrow, the 5th graders will be studying water, a most excellent topic! Ms. Munchkin could also use some help with her graphic design project and moral support as she speaks to her class about allergies… I want to be there for all that, so I was working out the kinks in my plan to smuggle myself to school, tomorrow… I am sharing my plan to get to school in Ms. Munchkin’s lunchbox…. please do NOT share this information with my staff.