Furiends, Spring seems to be monsoon season in Florida, which would be wonderful, if my staff was better trained. Would you believe that they think they must stay inside and keep dry!?! Worse, they are so poorly trained that they expect me to stay indoors, too!
Me! Don’t they realize I am a sea goddess? Doesn’t my biographer read what she writes? Or is she so silly that she thinks ‘her work’ is fiction, just because she changed my name from Purrseidon to Mischief in the Sea Purrtestor series?
I don’t think my training techniques are at fault…. Mr. M dislikes water and has had major feline-mind-meld-power over my biographer for years. However, he’s getting quite old, while I’m young and strong, so I’m confident that I will soon have my staff retrained to appreciate walks in the rain as well as realize what fun mud puddles are to jump in.